No alligators up here. No crocodiles. No politicians to drain. It's safe and it's quiet up here. Whole new way to think about swamps.
Be mindless. Be in some other moment. Some cooler, more comfortable moment. Give it a try. Press Play.
Sun's up early. Me, too. This is worth gettin' up for. Press Play. Then get dressed.
You probably already sent Mom some roses. But if you haven't done anything yet, I have an idea. You could send her a link to these virtual roses. She won't even have to log in. It's Mother's Day. It's on me. Just Press Play.
This ought to open your eyes. Press Play. Good morning.
Like clockwork. Just check the posted schedule. Take a seat a few minutes early ... just in case. No real suspense. You already know the story. But when it actually erupts, well, it's exciting. Press Play for proof. Happy Sunday.
April 19, 2020. Awesome beauty. Millions of years to make it. Republicans couldn't care less if they break it.
Parade with your friends. Parade by yourself. Did you know that a half-hour of brisk parading burns all the calories in an ounce of chocolate? That's a whole chocolate bunny ear. Solid, not hollow. The large size.n
You don't really think about it. You don't think about anything at all. You just squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull. For a few minutes, there's nothing else going on in your world. A messy mind meld. You've achieved pizza mind.
I don't know about yours, but mine just dropped when I looked up and saw this. Looked way up. Dropped way down.